Smart wish
A Gujju having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.
God happy with his prays, grants him a wish but its only one wish!
Gujju thinks about his wish and says, “I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child’s hands in our new mansion!“
Laloo’s job at Microsoft
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks,
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
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Customer Care in 2020…
Operator : Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your…
Customer : Hello, can I order..
Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?
Customer : It s eh…, hold………. on……889861356102049998-45-54610
Operator : OK… you’re Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office and your mobile
is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?
Customer : Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Submitted by: Tariq Khan
Naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…
“sahebji sahebji kutteji ne murgiji ko pakar liya hai.”
