A conversation between a bartender and a man:
Bartender: What happened? You look wrecked!
Man: I had it all – Money, A beautiful house, The love of a beautiful woman…..
Bartender: Then… what went wrong?
Man: Well, then my wife found out!
Ek sharabi tha. Wo har roz jab sharab pine jata to pass mein ek shiv mandir tha.
Wo sharab piker aata or bhagwan shiv ko dekhta or hath jodkar jata tha.
Ek din pujari ji ne bhagwan shiv ko uthaker Ganesh ji ki murti rakh di.
Us din bhi sharabi daily ki tarah aaya to usne aachanak dekha ki ganesh ji hai.
To bola: Chotu Papa ko bolna me aaya tha.
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