
A frog telephoned
A frog telephoned the psychic hot line and was told, “you are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog said, “That’s great! will I meet her at a party, or what?”
“No,” said the psychic, “next term…in her biology class.”
Mein 10 number pe tha
Captain of Military : Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada.
Captain : Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa : Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 number pe tha.


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