Jokes Duniya

A 60 year old woman was walking along when she heard a voice from above “You will live to be 100.”

She looked around and didn t see anyone. Again she heard, “You will live to be 100.”

Oh! she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I’ve got 40 more years to live! So off she went to the plastic surgeon.

She got everything fixed from head to toe. When she left the plastic surgeon’s office, she got hit by a bus,died, and went up to heaven.

She said to God, “You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?”.

God said, “I didn’t recognize you”.

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day.

One remarked to the other, ‘Windy, isn’t it?‘ No, ‘the second man replied, ‘it’s Thursday.’ The third man chimed in, ‘So am I. Let’s have a beer.’

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida old age home. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.

Now, one evening, there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?”

After some ‘careful consideration,’ she answered, “Yes, I will.”

The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective rooms.
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One big ship suddenly falls in danger in mid sea and sea water entered in to the ship. Everybody was running fast here and there.

A young couple have seen that one very old lady is also running but she has picked up her skirt upto her heap.

So they told the old lady “Granny, why did you lift up your skirt, pls put it down.”

The old lady told “Oh no no, my 85 years old body people can see no problem but my costly skirt I can not let it be destroyed.

A 60 year old woman was walking along when she heard a voice from above “You will live to be 100.”

She looked around and didn t see anyone. Again she heard “You will live to be 100.”

Oh! she thought to herself that was the voice of God. I’ve got 40 more years to live!

So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe.

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