Tumko bewaqoof banaya



Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.

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Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

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Chhota bartan…



Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

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Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

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Sandal nikalu kya?



Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?

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Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!

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Chaalu khaata



Chhote: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Bade: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.

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Chhote: Kya naam hai uska?

Bade: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

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Aey Bhai!!!



Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Doctor

Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.

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