I Want All


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A clerk wins the Texas lottery.

He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Our clerk says, “I want my $20 million now.”

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The man replies, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”

The clerk replies, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it now.”

Again, the man repeats the explanation. The clerk, now furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my $20 back!”




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2 Responses to “I Want All”



  1. Jaskiran Says:

    you ppl dont have a right to publish such jokes on some1’s religion. . .

    its very shameful

  2. V. Kumar Says:

    One of the funniest. Simply from the heart.

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