Confession of psychiatrists
Attending a convention, 3 psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,” one says, “but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we’re all professionals, why don’t we hear each other out right-now?”
They agree that this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, “I’m a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I over bill patients as often as I can.”
The second admits, “I have a drug problem that’s out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.”
The third psychiatrist says, “I know it’s wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can’t keep a secret.”
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October 10th, 2009 at 6:49 am
a young man that spend most of his time smoking indian hem,went to the father and asked him to sell his house that they are living in and give him his own shear of the money so dat he will now what to do with his own shear of the money.his father told him to wait till when he dies so that him and his brothers will will sell the house and shear it among them.he reply saying “father,if u are selling the house sell it today or tomorrow and give me my own shere now becouse the condition that am seeing myself now,i dont even know you and i who will dye first
March 11th, 2012 at 2:51 pm
I think jisne bhi ye joke likha hai use ik chanta maarna chaahiye such a sada hua joke