World without engineers
Engineers had made our life very comfortable by using science and technology.
But have u ever imagined what would the world look like without engineers, If not then here r
some of the pics what would our life be like :-
Transportation
To Celebrate His Wife Leaving
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
“There’s no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself and opened up further.
The needle hit 90, 100…..Then the reality of the situation hit him.
Submitted by: -Selvy-
Graying hair
Customer asked to the shopkeeper, “What do you have for graying hair?”
The Shopkeeper replied, “Nothing but the highest respect Sir.”
Submitted by: Sohela Mahmood
Indians software experts on a plane
At a software conference in india, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. “If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had made the flight control software how many of you would leave from the plane immediately?”
Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard.
With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even keep rolling pas the runway, let alone take off.
