Jokes Duniya

Two cops were at a far police station and while they were resting there a man comes to them and says “The terrorist killed my child and wife. I would give 50 lakhs to the person who may cut the terrorist head and give it to me.”

The two cops hear this and they go for the terrorist head. Soon they find a terrorist and they start to cut his head.

But as they are cutting his head 50 terrorists comes there with guns and look angrily at the cops. But the cops start dancing and say:
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“WE ARE GOING TO BE MILLIONAIRES!!!!!!!!!”

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other,

then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!”

A Sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park.

When the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.

When his friend asks him “kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai”

Sardarji replies “Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata “