Jokes Duniya

Little girl and boy

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other,
“Are you a little girl or a little boy?”

“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.”What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby.

“I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.

Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling. “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”

He carefully climbed himself into the other baby’s crib, then
quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.

“You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he said proudly.

“You’re ever so clever,” cooed the baby girl, “but how can you tell?”

“It’s quite easy really,” replied the baby boy, “You’ve got pink socks and I’ve got blue ones.”

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I am the boss

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.

Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”.

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. “Your wife called, She wants her sign back!”

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