A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some flowers in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?”
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: “Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.”
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he Prayed:
“Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen.”
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.
The next morning,
Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.
Sardar complained to his friend about his wife.
“My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years.” said Sardar.
Mrs Sardar intervened, “Not six we have been married for seven years!”
A man died and went to the skies.
Yamraj met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, ‘Before you meet with God, I should tell you – you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not sure what to do with you. Tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?’
The man thought for a moment and replied, ‘Once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a gang. So I got out and went up to the leader of the gang.’
‘He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!’ the man said.
‘I’m impressed,’ Yamraj responded, ‘When did this happen?’
‘About two minutes ago,’ came the reply.
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