Jokes Duniya

A friend of mine had a bike accident last week. It wasn’t a major injury but the fractured arm had to be plastered. I went to visit her. She wanted me to write something on her plastered arm.

What I wrote on her arm was a joke about Tarzan, after that she couldn’t help but laugh wildly. The joke became something like an instant pain reliever. Now everytime she’d get bored, resting in her bed with a fractured arm, she can read that joke and laugh her heart out.

Do you want to know what that Tarzan joke was?
“What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
==> Wow, a new Underwear for me!”

I guess that’s the fun of short and sweet jokes, they’re short but everytime you remember them you start laughing.

Actually the fun in cracking short jokes at parties or get togethers is something special because that makes people remember you. I remember an uncle who shared a joke about a sardarji and his scooter and everytime the children see him, they start calling him out- “There goes the ‘scooter uncle’….” . What I mean is that some jokes make you really remarkable because people tend to remember you by that very joke! Add some zing to your own get togethers too. See this one:

I guess my injured friend’s little cousins are not going to remember me as the “Tarzan auntie”!Just kidding, they have other strong reasons to remember me.

Anyways, I enjoy short jokes a lot because I tend to remember them more than longer ones. How about you?

Do you also enjoy cracking jokes at gatherings? So how about standing out in the crowd by cracking some funny short jokes?
May be like this one: or if you see someone drunken then may be this one:

What I say is, you always get what you give and you always get nice smiles when you share nice jokes.
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One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.

On the next Railway station the driver was caught: He was questioned how the incident happened.

He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc.

Then authorities questioned : Are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have overran that person.

The driver replied: “Exactly, that is what I also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.”

One girl comes late to class.

Professor : Why r u late?
Girl : One boy was following me sir

Professor : So,what?
Girl : That boy was walking very slowly.

There was an Aussie, a Scotsman and an Aborigine driving along, when they
rolled the car and the three of them got killed. They went to Heaven and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. They explained that they’d been killed and needed
a place to stay.

St. Peter replied, “I’d love to help you boys but we’re full up after the holiday season.
I’m afraid you’ll have to go into Limbo till there’s a vacancy.”

The Aussie slipped St. Peter $50 and asked if that’d make any difference.
St Peter said, “For that mate, you can go back to Earth.”

By the time the Aussie got back, there were police everywhere and an ambulance.
They all got a real shock when he sat up.

“What happened? You’ve been dead for half and hour,” asked the ambulance driver. He told them about St. Peter and the $50, so the ambulance driver asked why the other
two didn’t come back.

“Well,” says the Aussie, “The Scotsman’s trying to bargain him down to $20 and the Abo reckons the government should pay for it!”

Teen aadmi ek ganja, doosra langra, tisra andha jo road paar kar rahe thay ki ek bus ka guzarna hua toh pehla aadmi bola, “Abe sala kaun tha jo mere balon ki setting hi bigad di.”

Doosra bola: “Ruk-ruk abhi sale ko pakadta hun.”

Tisra bola: “Koi baat nahi chhodo maine already uska number note kar liya hai.”