Football show
Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!
The short period dance
A boy young man to a young woman at a ball, “Whenever I dance with you, the music lasts only a short time.”
The young women replied, “No wonder,The band leader is my fiance.”
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
