Tapori Jokes

CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyu likh raha hai?

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SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

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Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.

Girl on call

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

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Munna : Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

No Smoking

Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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Munna: Bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.

Patient: Kyun???

Doctor

Munna: Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.

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MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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