Defeat of team India



After the shameful defeat of Team India, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.

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Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as another man and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him

“Hi Dravid!”

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as Muslim woman – in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him

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Dailed the wrong number



A Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife.

But accidentally the call went to a Cricket stadium.

He asked ” What is the condition?”

He fainted after What he heard….

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Guess What the reply was??

It is…
7 are already out…
3 more will be out by Lunch…
and…
The First one was a DUCK…

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Who would have the kid???



There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship was turning sour.

So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.

So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked “Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?”

Kid said,“No, mummy beats me” :( ( So the judge asked “Then, would you like to stay with your papa then ?” Kid said, “No, papa beats me” :( ( Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do… after pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child…

And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with…

any guesses?
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Phone Call for Sehwag



Phone Call for Sehwag :

Indian Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)
Wife : “Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.”

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Indian Team Manager : “Sorry,he is just going to bat”
Wife : “No Problem Manager, I will Hold on

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Cricket in Heaven



Anil Kumble and Sachin Tendulkar, now elderly, 85 and 80 years old are sitting on a park bench outside Lord’s cricket ground feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, past series and tours.

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Kumble turns to Tendulkar and asks, ‘Do you think there’s cricket in heaven?’

Tendulkar thinks about it for a minute and replies, ‘I dunno. But let’s make an agreement: if I die first, I’ll come back and tell you if there’s cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same.’ They shake hands on it.

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