One girl comes late to class.
Professor : Why r u late?
Girl : One boy was following me sir
Professor : So,what?
Girl : That boy was walking very slowly.
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.
2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, “love is blind”.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying, “love never dies”.
Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter: “How could I know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Anantharaman Subbaraman arrived at Sharjah airport. He ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to call his name.
Finally, he got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven’t called his name yet. They said that they have been calling him for the last hour and a half and were wondering why he hadn’t responded!
The reason was made clear when the immigration officer pronounced his name as: ‘Anotherman Superman’.
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