Tishra kaun…



Ek metting hoti hai uss metting mein sirf sardar hi sardar thay. Sare sardar iss baat par behas kar rahe thai ki sirf sardaro par hi jokes kyun bantain hai aur kisi par kyun nahi. Iss mein se ek sardar utha or bola ki main iske bare mein pata lagaounga.

Who iske liye America gaya aur waha ke president se mila aur bola ki sirf sardaron par hi jokes kyun banay jantain hai. Toh president bola ki main suna hai ki sardar mein mind kam hota hai.

Ye sunte hi sardar ko ghussa aagaya. President ne kaha ki main proof kar sakta hoon. Sardar bola kaise???

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President:
Acha bataon mere ghar mein main, meri bivi, mere bache, par thisra koun? Bohot sochne samajhne ke baad bhi sardar uske sawalo ka jawab nahi de paya.

Toh president ne jawab diya ki who thisra kon?… main Mister Clinton. Jawab leker sardar wapas aagaya phir metting bethi. Sabhi ne kaha kya tumne pata lagaya. Toh sardar ne kha ki haa. Hampe jokes iss liye bantain hai ki haam bewakuph hotain hai.

Yeh suntain hi waha par bethai sabhi sardar pinak gaye par unko shant karte hue sardar bola ki usne proof kiya hai. Chalo main tum sab se ek sawal karta hoon ki mere ghar mein main, meri bivi, mere bache, par thisra koun? Sabhi shochne lage par koi jawab nahi de paya tab sardar bola, “Are bhai thisra koun woh Mister Clinton.”

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Khada kar diya



Krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega!

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Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?

Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye mujhe apni car jo bechni padi.

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Bahana nahi chahiae



Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.

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Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!

Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…

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Mehengi Jaga Chaltay Hai



Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…

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Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!

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Chhota bartan…



Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

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Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

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