One police asked to the thief, “How you theft the horse within a minute in front of so many people?”
Thief replied, “I did not take the horse, it was the horse who has taken me so fast within a second.”
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, “We’ve got such a clever dog, He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.”
Her husband replies, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.”
The wife responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to any!”
Darling! kya main tera pahila pyaar hoo?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat, Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?
Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: “Because George still had the axe in is hand.”
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