Modern students
Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?
Times have changed
Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.
Wide-eyed, the daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”
Aisi Jaan!
Sir: ‘bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.’
Bachche: ‘nahi khaenge sir.’
Sir: ‘kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.’
Bachche: ‘alright sir!’
Sir: ‘jua nahi kheloge.’
Bachche: ‘ok! sir.’
Sir: ‘desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.’
Bachche: ‘de denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya!
Birthday Present
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
Little Mary
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ”Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
”God Almighty !” shouted Mary and the teacher said, ”Very good” and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ”Who is our Lord and Savior?” But Mary didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ”Jesus Christ!” shouted Mary and the teacher said, ”Very good,” and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ”What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ”If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!”
The Teacher fainted.
