Jokes Duniya

Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.

“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.

“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied.

The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”

“No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.“

A Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.

The Sardar says, “Good thing that cows don’t fly.”

Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.

Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh..we’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?”

That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, “No problem! we’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.”

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Santa is driving down a road and sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.”

A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up.

When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance office and puts them on the counter.

“Here are your fallen rocks,” he says to the man behind the counter. “Now where is my watch?”.

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.

The ground control issues commands “Rubi!” “Woof!” (its the barking sound) “Press the red button.” “Woof! Woof!”

“Moti!” “Woof!” “Press the white button.” “Woof! Woof!”

“Sardarji!” “Woof.” “Stop barking, feed the dogs and don’t touch anything!”