Love forever
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear!
Girl: Would you die for me ?
Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!
I’ll have a scotch and soda..
Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”
Santa responded immediately, “Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
Submitted by: Pradeep
Do you love me?
Girl: Suno, are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boy: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Girl: Kyaa?? To mere saare love letters wapas kardo.
Boy: Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!
Battery low….
Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Friend2: Kyu?
Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!
Side effects
A man is cutting sides of a capsule before talking it. His neighbour saw this and asked him, “Why are you cutting the sides of the capsule?
He replied, “To avoid side effects.”
Submitted by: shafeen mahmood
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