Jokes Duniya

Santa to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.

Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa: – Isme aur colour dikhao.

One police asked to the thief, “How you theft the horse within a minute in front of so many people?”

Thief replied, “I did not take the horse, it was the horse who has taken me so fast within a second.”

Hubby : Darling years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.

Wife : Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it is 1.5ltr.

Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.

Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.

Customer asked to the shopkeeper, “What do you have for graying hair?”

The Shopkeeper replied, “Nothing but the highest respect Sir.”