Fill up in capital…
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.
Submitted by: Rohit Walia
A sharp pain in the throat
A man went to his doctor with an unusual problem. “Doctor,” the man began, “I have a strange problem that I’m hoping that you can help me with. Whenever I drink coffee, I experience a sharp, excruciating pain.”
The doctor replied, “Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before you drink.”
Side effects
A man is cutting sides of a capsule before talking it. His neighbour saw this and asked him, “Why are you cutting the sides of the capsule?
He replied, “To avoid side effects.”
Submitted by: shafeen mahmood
Do aankhe battis daante
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
Santa dials a number
Santa dials a number and a girl named ‘SITA’ receives phone.
Santa says, “maine to delhi phone lagaya tha, ye ayodhya kaise lag gaya.”
