Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…
Judge: Order! Order!
Sardar: Ek full chicken masala, 4 paratha, 1 kabab aur 1 coffee.
Judge: Shut up!
Sardar: Shut up nahi 7 up.
CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyu likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
Hubby : Darling years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife : Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it is 1.5ltr.
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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