Water everywhere…
Irritated tenant to the land lord, “Look, the rain is simply pouring through the roof of my bed room.”
Landlord replied, “Just as our contract says, Running water in every room!”
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
Jhoot pakarne wali machine
Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?
Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”
Submitted by: arvin
Consider as a “God”
Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.
What are you searching for?
One man was searching for something in his safe for hours.
Wife : What are you searching for?
Husband : I give up. I was searching for our marriage papers.
Wife : But why?
Husband : I was searching for the expiry dates!!!
Submitted by: Safia
Kaisi biwi chahiye?
Baap ne poocha : Beta Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Beta : Chand Jaisi.
Baap : Itni Khubsurat?
Beta : Nahi papa, aisi jo raat ko aaye aur subah hote hi chali jaye.
Submitted by: Vaishali
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