Jokes Duniya

Irritated tenant to the land lord, “Look, the rain is simply pouring through the roof of my bed room.”

Landlord replied, “Just as our contract says, Running water in every room!”

Santa and Banta went to see a 9-12 PM movie show.
But they came back at 10 PM.

Why?

Because the movie’s name was “Dastak” (Das-tak:uptill 10 O’ clock).

Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?

Ajeet: Ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo… pulees samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai.

Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?

Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”

Lawyer “When I was a boy, my ambition was to be a pirate.”

Client, “Congratulations ! you have been successful.”