Santa goes TV shopping
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haan’ replies the shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
Changi nurse
Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?
Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”
Doosra Aadmi bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”
Still got the axe
Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: “Because George still had the axe in is hand.”
Don’t follow instruction
An man went to see the doctor with a hole in his earlobe and blisters all over his feet.
The doctor asked, “What happened, Paddy?”
Paddy replied, “I was opening a pudding, and on the packet.
There was written, “pierce ere and stand in boiling water.”
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