Nutrition class teacher given home work to write 3 pages essay on milk. Next day all children bring the home work.
One boy written only one page. Then teacher asked him why he has written only one page.
The boy replied, “Teacher I have written about condensed milk.”
Teacher asked to the students, “Children, can you tel why do we call our language the mother tongue, and not the Father tongue?”
One student answers, “Because in our country the fathers hardly ever get to speak! “
Once a teacher was asking the students about their hobbies.
Teacher to boy1: What is your hobby?
Boy1: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.
Teacher to Boy2: What is your hobby?
Boy2: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.
Teacher to Boy3: What is your hobby?
Boy3: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.
Teacher called a girl this time and asked…
Teacher:What is your name?
Girl: My name is ‘Bubbles’
Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!”
The boy thought for awhile and said,”My choice is one really difficult question.”
“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
“What comes first, Day or Night?“
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the answer being correct, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s DAY sir!”
“How” the interviewer asked,
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”
He was selected for IIM!
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