Character
Papa : Beta, har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jayega…
Beta : Lekin Papa fir aap ka character ka kya hoga..??
Graying hair
Customer asked to the shopkeeper, “What do you have for graying hair?”
The Shopkeeper replied, “Nothing but the highest respect Sir.”
Submitted by: Sohela Mahmood
Faithful
A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”
The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.”
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
Any Way For Long Life
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Times have changed
Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.
Wide-eyed, the daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”
