Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.
Wide-eyed, the daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
Q: What’s a flea’s favorite way to travel?
A: Itch-hiking.
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.
Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…
Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”
Santa responded immediately, “Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
Ek Bhikhari(Paisa maangte hue): “Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De!”
Amir Aadmi: “Aaj Kuch Nahin Hai,Kal Aana!”
(Ye paise na dene ka silsila kaafi dino tak chalta raha!Phir ek din finally bhikhari ne try mari!)
Bhikari: “Bhagwaan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De!”
Amir Aadmi: “Aaj Kuch Nahin Hai,Kal Aana!”
Bhikhari finally chidke Bola: “Saale Is Kal Kal Ke Chakkar Mein Mere Lakhon Rupayae Phanse Hue Hain!”
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