Worst exam ever



A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.

After one week, a test was held.

The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird’s legs. No bodies,no feet, just legs.

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The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs.

The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.

Finally, he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test paper on the teacher’s desk.

“This is the worst test I have ever given.”

The teacher looked up and said, “Young man, you have flunked the test. What’s your name?

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, “You tell me”.

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Expelled for poor eye-sight



A middle aged man was walking down the street. He saw a business acquaintance looking downcast.
“Jim, is everything okay?” he asked.

“No, it’s not. My son was expelled from college because his poor eyesight.”

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The man was shocked, and replied “How could they expel your son for his eyesight?”

Jim answered, “He mistook the dean of women for one of the co-eds.”

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Aur cheat fekuuuu…



A good friend is one who tells you to study well…

But a best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts
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Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu…”

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Birthday Present



Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

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Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

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T.V mathmatics



Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.

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