Kitab kiska hai
Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai?
Student: Sir, kagaj ki.
Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai.
Student: Sir, phir puchh kyon rahe hai.
Submitted by: MAYANK
10 Fun Things To Do In A Final Exam
Here are the 10 fun things to do in a final exam. But beware, you’d have to be ready for the consequences too!!
1. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
2. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.
3. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: “I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.” Be creative.
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Mother language
Teacher asked to the students, “Children, can you tel why do we call our language the mother tongue, and not the Father tongue?”
One student answers, “Because in our country the fathers hardly ever get to speak! “
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
If students get wrong concept
A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the following logic:
“Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class touched God?” Again, nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class seen God?”
When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, “Then there is no God.”
The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:
“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain?” Silence.
“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?” Absolute silence.
“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?”
When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”
Hobbies
Once a teacher was asking the students about their hobbies.
Teacher to boy1: What is your hobby?
Boy1: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.
Teacher to Boy2: What is your hobby?
Boy2: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.
Teacher to Boy3: What is your hobby?
Boy3: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.
Teacher called a girl this time and asked…
Teacher:What is your name?
Girl: My name is ‘Bubbles’
Submitted by: Renuka Amarnani
