A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.
Once a teacher was asking the students about their hobbies.
Teacher to boy1: What is your hobby?
Boy1: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.
Teacher to Boy2: What is your hobby?
Boy2: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.
Teacher to Boy3: What is your hobby?
Boy3: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.
Teacher called a girl this time and asked…
Teacher:What is your name?
Girl: My name is ‘Bubbles’
Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Neha then what will u get????
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Santa: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!
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