How I spell it!
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how “I” spell it!
Submitted by: Sameeha Maskeen
Dictionary
Teacher asked to a student, ” How do you spell the word CAT?
The student replied, “K.A.T.”
Teacher told then, “But dictionary spells CAT.”
The student replied again, “I know that, but you told how do I spell.”
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
Times have changed
Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.
Wide-eyed, the daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”
Essay on milk
Nutrition class teacher given home work to write 3 pages essay on milk. Next day all children bring the home work.
One boy written only one page. Then teacher asked him why he has written only one page.
The boy replied, “Teacher I have written about condensed milk.”
Submitted by: shafeen mahmood
Before u date my daughter, fill this up
A father mentions the terms and conditions before anyone dates his daughter!
Answer the following freely and completely honestly. All Answers are Confidential (that means I will not tell anyone –ever — really! I promise! )
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