What is your birth date?
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Sardar : 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke patthe — EVERY YEAR
Submitted by: rashmi karhadkar
98 Years Old Santa
Old man Santa limped into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!”
The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, “Mr. Santa, just how old are you?”
“98!” Santa announced proudly.
The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again…
Expecting You from 20 Years
Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, “I hear someone breaking in.”
At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. So, he went out for a routine check.
When Santa entered the den he was suprised to see a thief. The man held a gun on him and continued to rob the house.
As the theif was about to leave Santa said, “You have to go and meet my wife, Jeeto.”
The thief said, ” Why would you want me to meet your wife?”
Santa replied, “Well, she`s been expecting you from 20 years.”
Sardar Auto Repair Shop
Four sardars wanted to open an auto repair shop.
They bought the best car servicing equipment and soon inaugurated the repair shop.
They all waited eagerly on the inaugural day; but no customer arrived. A couple of days passed, there were no cars that came in for repairs.
A week, then a month went by, there were no cars.
After all, how could cars come in, the sardars had put up their garage on the second floor.
Santa with a Dog Tail
Santa was inserting dog’s tail into pipe.
Banta : Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa : Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Submitted by: Rashmi Karhadkar
