Santa Singh went to a mirror shop with Banta Singh. After sometime Banta Singh finds Santa looking at a plane mirror for quite a long time.
Banta Singh : Oye tu ki kar raha hai. Sheeshe ke samne kyon khada hai?
Santa Singh : Oye paaji, main yeh samajhne ki koshish kar rainda hu ki maine yeh chehra pehle kitthe dekhe hai!
Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend : B.A.
Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…
Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?”
Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.
Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.
He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?
Man Replies, 12.30.
“When will Punjab Express go from here”?
Man Replies, 10.30.
“When will Deccan Queen go from here”?
Man Replies, 12.30.
Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.
Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks
Once Sardarji was waiting for a bus. After some time bus arrives and does not stop where the Sardarji was standing.
Sardarji keeps running to catch a bus. And after some 500 meters bus stops.
Sardarji ask question to the driver : Oye driver, kya ye bus teri maa lagati hai?
Driver : No
Sardarji : Toh kya ye teri sister lagati hai?
Driver again says : “NO.”
Sardarji : Toh phir chadane ku nahi deta?
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