Jokes Duniya

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights.

A Surd was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound “guooonn, guooonn.”

He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not going for the bloodshed still wanted to take revenge.

Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says “so ja machchar, bete so ja.” After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says “guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn.”

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.

A Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underwear’
A Teacher: What?
A Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal chaadha.

Zail Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.

Rajiv : How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh : Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Rajiv : Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh : Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Rajiv : OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

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Once Sardarji was waiting for a bus. After some time bus arrives and does not stop where the Sardarji was standing.

Sardarji keeps running to catch a bus. And after some 500 meters bus stops.

Sardarji ask question to the driver : Oye driver, kya ye bus teri maa lagati hai?

Driver : No

Sardarji : Toh kya ye teri sister lagati hai?

Driver again says : “NO.”

Sardarji : Toh phir chadane ku nahi deta?

‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.

When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, ‘The 10th floor, beta.’

‘Why did you call me beta?’ demanded Banta Singh. ‘I am not your son.’

I called you beta because I brought you up,’ replied the liftman.