Furniture Dealer



A furniture dealer decided to Expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to abroad to see what he could find.

After arriving some other country he met with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well Back home.

To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bar and have a beer. As he sat enjoying his beer, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat.

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Before long, a very beautiful young woman came to his table, asked him something which he did not understand and motioned toward the Chair. He invited her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in Hindi, but she did not knew Hindi so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a beer glass and showed it to her. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of beer for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bar and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.

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They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was Packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.

To this day, he has no idea how she figured out he was in the Furniture business.

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Photo kheench riya si…



Sardar ki maut Bijli girne se hogai par uski lash muskurate hue mili.

Bhagwan ne poocha Aisa kyun?

thunder

Sardar Bole : Mujhe laga koi Photo Kheench riya Si…

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7 ways to catch a lion.



1. Newton’s Method:

Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion .

2. Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:

At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait!

4. Inverse Transformation Method:

We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.Perform an inverse transformation with
respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

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Tippu Sultan’s Throne



Santa went to Mysore palace.

Throne

Tourist guide : Santaji please don’t sit there, its Tippu Sultan’s throne.
Santa : Oye! don’t worry yaar I’ll get up when he comes!!!

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Marathon race



A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to who’re the guys?

The bystander : A Marathon race is going on.

Runner

Sardar : What do they get from that?

Bystander : The winner will get a prize

Sardar : Then why are the others running?

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