Ek Sardar ka beta 1st time ATM se cash nikalwane gaya… achanak machine jaam hogai.
Ussne bank manager ko bolwaliya. Manager ne pocha ye kay say howa?
Sardar’s son : kya wahiyat machine hai ulti seedhi cheezain mangi hai. Phelay kheti hai ENTER CARD, phir ENTER PIN.
PIN dhoond kar laya aur is main dali to sali jaam hogai
Captain of Military : Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada.
Captain : Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa : Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 number pe tha.
Original
Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men
Couldn’t put Humphty Dumphty
together again
Punjabi Translation:
Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te’
Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir
aa ke kehan lagge,
Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.
A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.
Bill : I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.
Bill : Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
Bill : More….More…More… Sardarji went upto 100 Feet.
Bill : So now, try to search something.
Sardarji : I got a Wire.
Bill : You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.
Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was in India.
Sardar : Yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gaye.
Mona : Tune usse pyaar se nahi rakha hoga.
Sardar : Nahi yaar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha.
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