Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didn’t light.
He tried another, It didn’t light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.
Santa replied, “That’s a lucky match stick. I’ll use it again.”
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year.
Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?”
Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.
A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to who’re the guys?
The bystander : A Marathon race is going on.
Sardar : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh..we’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?”
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, “No problem! we’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.”
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