Hand Grenade
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
- Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
- Run like crazy. Coz he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Pathan on cycle
Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
I Made it Alright
Sardar joined new job. First day, he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening?
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Submitted by: Rashmi Karhadkar
Amazing Glass
Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’
Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’
Santa and Banta in Mumbai
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Mumbai. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.
Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh.
He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
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