Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Mumbai. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.
Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh.
He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
- Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
- Run like crazy. Coz he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than 100,000 kms.
Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to help him dispose it off.
The friend advised him to have the mileage meter reading reduced to around 30,000 miles so that he could tell the prospective customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea.
A few weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to dispose off his car. The sardar replied, “Are you mad? Who sells a car which has done only 30000 miles!â€
Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one tiger coming towards them.
To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down.
Santa told Banta, ” Yaar just to pass Time Why don’t you sing some song”
Banta Singh started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs.
Banta Singh had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him. Santa Singh explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn’t find any hotel.
So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
Tired of all those crappy, "not so funny" old jokes?
We have gone through thousands of jokes and selected only the funniest ones which will definitely make you laugh your ass off.
Simply fill and submit the form below and receive the hilarious jokes every week in your email:
