Jokes Duniya

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.

The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.

“They should not put up such misleading notices,” said Banta Singh.

It said, “Fine For Parking Here.”

Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.

Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor.

Judge: Thats no excuse! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?

Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend.

He reached there in a few hours.

After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening.

But he didn’t reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him

“Arre Puttar, ki hoya?”

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,

“Oye, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ek?”

Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.

“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.

“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied.

The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”

“No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.“

Sardar ko dost ne khane pe bhulaya, ghar pe tala laga hua tha aur likha hua tha “Bewakuf Banaya”.

Sardar ne hoshyari dikhayi niche likh diya“Hum Yahan Aye Hi Nahi The”.