Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.
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Santa : I am a proud man, my son is in medical college.
Banta : Really, what is he studying.
Santa : No, he is not studying. They are studying him.
Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.
Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge: Thats no excuse! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?
Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it.
Manager : You should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits.
Sardarji : How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques.
Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’
Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’
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