Sardar on Maruti



Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend.

He reached there in a few hours.

After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening.

maruti car

But he didn’t reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him

“Arre Puttar, ki hoya?”

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,

“Oye, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ek?”

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Sharam aani chahiye



Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain.

Husband and wife

Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.

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I’m coming daily



A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Door bell

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.

Santa replies, “I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.”

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Itne… Pyaar se?



Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…

Cell phone

2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…

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Tippu Sultan’s Throne



Santa went to Mysore palace.

Throne

Tourist guide : Santaji please don’t sit there, its Tippu Sultan’s throne.
Santa : Oye! don’t worry yaar I’ll get up when he comes!!!

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