Jokes Duniya

A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.

Bill : I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.

Bill : Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.

Bill : More….More…More… Sardarji went upto 100 Feet.

Bill : So now, try to search something.

Sardarji : I got a Wire.

Bill : You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was in India.

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Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’

Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’

Buffalo par baithe ek Sardar ko Traffic Police ne roka aur puncha, “aapka helmet kahan hai?” Fine lagega.

Sardar replied, “baawle dhyaan se dekh neche!”

“4 wheelar hai.”

Banta meets a policeman on a way and asks, “Excuse me, officer, but did you know that my wife has had an affair?”

The policeman, surprised, “No! I didn’t know”

Banta breathed deeply, exclaiming, “So I’m not the last one to know after all”.

Interviewer: What is your birth date?

Sardar : 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke patthe — EVERY YEAR