Jokes Duniya

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights.

Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. He tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound “guooonn, guooonn.” He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.

Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says “so ja machchar, bete so ja”.

After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says “Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn”.

Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain.

Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.

You know why?

Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.

Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.

Banta wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.

The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”

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