Jokes Duniya

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.

You know why?

Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.

1. Newton’s Method:

Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion .

2. Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:

At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait!

4. Inverse Transformation Method:

We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.Perform an inverse transformation with
respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff.

Wife askes : Why are you doing this?

Sardar replies : Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than 100,000 kms.

Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to help him dispose it off.

The friend advised him to have the mileage meter reading reduced to around 30,000 miles so that he could tell the prospective customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea.

A few weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to dispose off his car. The sardar replied, “Are you mad? Who sells a car which has done only 30000 miles!”

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.

A Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underwear’
A Teacher: What?
A Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal chaadha.