Sardar and Banno in car
Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!
Submitted by: Samir Khan
Weather forecast
Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so.
He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Furniture Dealer
A furniture dealer decided to Expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to abroad to see what he could find.
After arriving some other country he met with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well Back home.
To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bar and have a beer. As he sat enjoying his beer, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat.
Before long, a very beautiful young woman came to his table, asked him something which he did not understand and motioned toward the Chair. He invited her to sit down.
He tried to speak to her in Hindi, but she did not knew Hindi so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a beer glass and showed it to her. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of beer for her.
After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bar and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.
They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was Packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.
To this day, he has no idea how she figured out he was in the Furniture business.
Wrong number.
A sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he
dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,“Abey saale! Get me a coffee
quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded,“You fool you’ve dialed
the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
“No”, replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”
The sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking
to, you fool?”
“No”, replied the Managing Director.
“Good!”, replied the sardarji and put down the phone!
Submitted by: Pradeep
