Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.
“Oye why are you sad?”
To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”
His friend ask hims…“How?”
Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost
His friend queries..“But you said Rs 300…”
Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”
Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
Antibody – Against everyone
Artery – The study of the paintings.
Bacteria – Back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section – A district in Rome.
Cardiology – Advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan – Searching for lost kitty.
Chronic – Neck of a crow.
Coma – Punctuation mark.
Cortisone – Area around local court.
Cyst – Short for sister.
Diagnosis – Person with slanted nose.
Dilate – The late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation – In this place.
Duodenum – Couple in blue jeans.
Enema – Not a friend.
Fake labour – Pretending to work.
Genes – Blue denim.
Hernia – She is close by.
Impotent – Distinguished/well known.
Labor pain – Hurt at work.
Lactose – People without toes.
Lymph – Walk unsteadily.
Microbes – Small dressing gown.
Obesity – City of Obe.
Pacemaker – Winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins – In favor of teens.
Pulse – Grain.
Pus – Small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula.
Secretion – Hiding anything.
Tablet – Small table.
Ultrasound – Radical noise
Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door.
Banta leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?”
The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m Sorry.”
At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, “Will it take ME,plzzz?”
Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
Santa said, “Send her some flowers and a card and invite her for a home-cooked meal.”
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman of his dreams.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta: “It was a flop idea.”
Santa: Didn’t the girl come to your house?
Banta: She did, but she refused to cook!!
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”
Santa : “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”
Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”
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